of the day
Saturday, June 27
the day of my big job interview I woke up late. Frantically
I threw on a suit. OH NO! I thought. MY
TIE! My Dad was out of town and wasnt there to help
me, and for the life of me I did not know how to tie a
grabbed a tie and ran out the door. Excuse me sir,
I said to the crossing guard, I have an important
job interview, can you please help me make this tie?!
said the guard, just lie down on this bench.
Well if someone was going to help me I wasnt going
to ask any questions. After he finished and the tie looked
good I just had to ask why I had to lie down.
in my previous job I learned how to tie ties on
other people when they were lying down," he replied.
was your previous job?" I asked incredulously.
worked at the morgue, was the reply.