of the day
Tuesday, Sept. 1
Game Warden is walking along a beach one morning when
he spots a man with a bucket of lobsters. The Warden walks
up to the man, flashes his badge and says, "You're
in big trouble, buddy. Poaching lobsters is a serious
man answers, "You've got it all wrong, these lobsters
are my pets! Every morning I take them out for some exercise.
I let them swim around in the ocean for a few minutes
and then whistle them back in."
Warden looks at the man skeptically and says, "Okay
then, prove it."
man proceeds to throw the lobsters into the ocean and
both he and the Warden stand there waiting. After a couple
minutes the Warden looks at the man and says, "That's
long enough, now whistle your lobsters back in."
The man turns to the Warden and says "Lobsters? What