of the day
Thursday, May 5
Piece Of Rope Walks Into A Bar
piece of rope walks into a bar, sits down and asks for
a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve your
the rope walks out, roughs himself up a little and ties
himself, then goes back in.
bartender says, "Hey, aren't you the rope I just
kicked out of here?"
replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."