of the day
Friday, Feb. 12
old not so gracefully
men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You
always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time,
you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When
you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take
laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day long!"
said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of
you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
not really. I pee every morning at 6:00."
you have trouble crapping?" the 70-year-old asks.
I crap every morning at 6:30."
great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me
get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap
every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being
don't wake up until 7:00."